18

    Oct

  1. fallintopassion:

    bullied:

    we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

    That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

    (Source: bullied)

  2. 18

    Oct

  3. toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

    toasterlock:

    the-doors-are-closed:

    A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

    god bless butt plug gnome

  4. 18

    Oct

  5. ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

    buttlass:

    tweeckos:

    we’re being faced with a serious issue.

    there is only 1 sarcasm left

    now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

    yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

  6. 18

    Oct

  7. (Source: best-of-memes)

  8. 18

    Oct

  9. doctorsherlocklokison:

    im-depressed-but-funny:

    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

    For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

    This is why punctuation was created

    (Source: wingbeifong)

  10. 18

    Oct

  11. yungterra:

    you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

    image

  12. 18

    Oct

  13. mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

    mrmeriwether:

    yeahbanero-bells:

    wolvensnothere:

    Whoa.

    I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

    CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

    (Source: thetangential)

  14. 18

    Oct

  15. doodlemancy:

    My counselor suggested that I imagine my anxiety as a monster, and to imagine myself chasing it around, kicking it, stomping on it, etc. whenever I’m defying it. It’s been very helpful.

  16. 18

    Oct

  17. omgitsbrilliant:

    livindavidaloki:

    redhjedi:

    The Hulk ain’t never lied.

    I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

    Omg, it’s true

    (Source: pipeschapman)

  18. Source: hegexo
    18

    Oct

  19. hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?


Ive never laughed so hard at a post

    hygienequeen:

    playgrounder:

    colorfeels:

    Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

    MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

    But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

    Ive never laughed so hard at a post

    (Source: colorfangs)

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