23

    Jul

  1. 3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.
For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.
Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science
he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science
Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art
and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers
what if they could join forces

    3squirrels:

    death-limes:

    fatass-mcnotits:

    theidealisticcynic:

    nudityandnerdery:

    It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

    Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

    For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

    Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

    Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

    he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

    Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

    Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

    and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

    what if they could join forces

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    (Source: grindlebone)

  2. 23

    Jul

  3. THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)
  4. remixedwriter:

    tampon007:

    yamashta:

    dash-of-dark:

    JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

    THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

    reblog so others can hear it!

    Vitamin String Quartet

    LISTENTOTHISNOW

    reblogged in like two seconds.

    Source: intheowlery
    23

    Jul

  5. deepbreathsanddeath:

    This is a real panda
    China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

  6. Source: intheowlery
    23

    Jul

  7. randomingoftherandomness:

    shubbabang:

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    i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

    dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

  8. Source: intheowlery
    23

    Jul

  9. tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

    tankenabard:

    kmckayhi:

    Corny jokes will be the death of me

    "And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

  10. Source: intheowlery
    23

    Jul

  11. pregers:

    waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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  12. 23

    Jul

  13. cutegirlmayra:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

Headcanon accepted

    cutegirlmayra:

    gayabortions:

    hexgoddess:

    gayabortions:

    hexgoddess:

    botan-drana:

    Bowser being a dad

    Bowser is the best dad

    bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

    That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

    peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

    Headcanon accepted

    (Source: sorceress-botan)

  14. Source: intheowlery
    23

    Jul

  15. bootycap:

    i hope aou is gonna be like where’s waldo with mjolnir every time they’re in a domestic setting

    hanging off a shower rod, drying after being cleaned

    sitting on top of some tupperware with some homemade cookies from darcy

    sitting on the remote

    hanging from thor’s doorknob when he has ~company~ over…

  16. 23

    Jul

  17. maidenmothercronus:

    inconvenientlylargelizard:

    HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

    1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
    2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

    ((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

  18. Source: intheowlery
    23

    Jul

  19. iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

    iworkfornickfury:

    dearjacquelinee:

    sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

    one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

    (Source: ramblers-ghost)

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